"Are you sure you wanna mess with that autistic kid?"
"Better watch out, you never know where I might be.
I'll be visiting your school soon, but I won't say exactly when.
Look for me on Channel 150 on the web, (click here) where I'll be reading my bully list every Friday.
Hopefully, for your sake, your name won't be on it.
If it is, I'm here to warn you about Bruno's Curse.
Anyone who messes with an autistic kid is cursed and will have bad luck and bad breath until he contacts me, and asks me to reverse the curse. Sometimes I will; sometimes I won't.
"I have another list too!
It's a list of some of my friends. There's lots of x-bullies on this list who don't stink anymore. If you'd like to know how to get into this CLUB, that is if you think you can handle it, check me out next week and I'll have some info for you. Meanwhile be nice to an autistic kid; that's the first step, that is unless you're too scarrrrred! Ha,ha,ha,ha. You little whimps crack me up."
"I'll see you soon; that's a threat!"
"Now excuse me while I take care of one of last week's bullies, Shhhhhh!"
But for those of you chumps who still think bullying is cool, click below.
